Did you hear about the comedian whose hard drive crashed?
He lost 2 giggle-bytes of jokes.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Words I Live By
- Everyone wants my money.
- I am not responsible for the stupidity of others.
- There are no bad dogs, only bad dog owners.
- If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
- If it's too good to be true, it is.
- Life's too short, enjoy it while you can.
- Keep it simple stupid.
- Never kibitz with a repair person while they are fixing something for you.
- There's no such thing as a free lunch unless you are a judge in a cooking contest.
- You can't take the trailer park out of the trash.
- You get what you pay for.
- You will never win an argument with a crazy person.
- You make the mess, you clean the mess.
- The journey is just as important as the destination.
- Work smart, not hard.
- Everyone makes mistakes, but intelligent people learn from them.
- It is better to spend 5 minutes planning than spending 1 hour doing the wrong thing.
- The last 10% of a task will take 90% of your time.
- Never trust a computer programmer who has intentionally released a virus.
- Impatient people have the impression that their time is valuable.
- It is good to see something as "half-full", but consider the alternative that it is "half-empty".
- An honest and competent person will admit to their mistakes.
- Never mistake kindness for weakness.
- Never trust the opinion of anyone who will be earning a commission from a decision you make.
